My boyfriend is a doofus

"Remember," he says to me as we're collecting up laundry, "there's no 'i' in 'eyeball'."

Also...

There's no i in 'illiterate'.
There may or may not be an i in indecisive.
There are three i's in binocular vision.

(Me: "I just noticed there's no i in 'put your clothes all over the floor'.")

What if there were an i in 'hypothetical'?

And on and on. We crack ourselves the fuck up.

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