This is irrelevant, but might make you smile. I won't go into the complicated circumstances of this morning's dream, in which it seemed that you and alanbostick might be having a clandestine affair (the troublesome word here being "clandestine." In the dream, I asked myself, "How would I know if he was sleeping with Serene?" and the answer came back loud and clear: "Serene would tell me."

It's a dream. I absolutely trust Alan to tell me this sort of thing. Nonetheless, even in my dreams I apparently also trust you.