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Just a couple of the bazillion reasons I love my neighborhood:

1) The nice homeless guy who told us to "Get a room!" and then laughed with us as we said "We have one -- it's just a mile away right now!"

2) Free foosball table! It's actually several game tables in one, but it's really cool. Next party, I am so gonna get my ass kicked at tabletop bowling.

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Don't blame me -- blame someotherguy and sogwife, who managed to make this silly thing funny. I skipped a couple (sorry, but I'm not posting my mom's maiden name or the town I was born in to my LJ), but you can get the rest over at sogwife's LJ if you want 'em.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Turtle 59.

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Amy Tootsie (or possibly Amy Toffee).

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
Svan. (I'm Svedish all of a sudden?)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Cat Red

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Joan Huelva or Joan Morris or Joan Helix or... (I was a Navy brat)

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
The Red Mercury (I like it!)