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Rube Goldberg plays pool.

Thanks to sogwife for the link.

My life is fun and silly

Last night was our biweekly D&D game. I've missed a few games -- Tokyo, Portland, and last time I slept through most of it because I was all ouchy from my hand.

I sent email to the players letting them know I'd be around for this one, and asked them if they had any requests of me, the Snack Wench. The DM sent back this message:


Ode to the Snack Wench

Snack wench snack wench where would we be without theeee??
Our noble stomachs empty, our energy drained,
all our fights would be in vain!

Snack wench snack wench where would we be without theeeee?
Monsters clubbing and stabbing,
Our treasure and weapons theirs for the grabbing!

Snack wench snack wench where would we be without theeee?
Happy we are your hand is healed, snacks abound now that you will be around!