Jan. 21st, 2008
A cautionary tale
Jan. 21st, 2008 10:21 pmSomeday, if you wear your hair in a bun on top of your head, this may happen to you:
You'll be cleaning your kitchen and put a bunch of yucky liquids together into a bowl to pour down the sink drain as soon as you empty the sink of its dishes.
The water for your boyfriend's TheraFlu will boil, and you will reach into the cupboard for a cup, knocking some glass bowls over in the process and breaking two of them.
You will bend down to clean up the broken glass, and your hair will knock the bowl of garbage water ONTO YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!
It will take you a nice, long, hot shower to get over this, and your boyfriend will forget to take TheraFlu because he's too busy cleaning up after you.
So don't wear your hair in a bun on top of your head.
You'll be cleaning your kitchen and put a bunch of yucky liquids together into a bowl to pour down the sink drain as soon as you empty the sink of its dishes.
The water for your boyfriend's TheraFlu will boil, and you will reach into the cupboard for a cup, knocking some glass bowls over in the process and breaking two of them.
You will bend down to clean up the broken glass, and your hair will knock the bowl of garbage water ONTO YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!
It will take you a nice, long, hot shower to get over this, and your boyfriend will forget to take TheraFlu because he's too busy cleaning up after you.
So don't wear your hair in a bun on top of your head.
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Jan. 21st, 2008 10:24 pmI hit, for me, the height (depth?) of hermitdom today. I was not willing to go on either of my pre-planned low-key dates, AND I had no interest in walking the neighborhood with
someotherguy. I still feel like I never want to leave the house or see another human being for a year or two, but we'll see how it goes tomorrow.
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