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It's almost time for the birthday of my parallel-life pal, my partner in tears and surreality, in joy and showtunes.

Happy birthday, lcohen. Love you madly, and I won't tell you my wish for you this year, in case that makes it not come true.

*SMOOCH*

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No, actually, "I would hardly make any money off this at all" is NOT a good reason to post a sales post in a community that forbids sales posts. Why do you ask, asshat?