Online socializ(ing|ation)

A friend had a post about the different online social venues she uses. I responded with a comment too long to fit into one comment space, so I figure I'll reproduce it here.

( More than you ever wanted to know about where I hang out online )

All Knowledge Is Contained *somewhere*

Two little situations in search of a common solution:

1) So part of the way my doctor decides how to manage my new medication is to have me monitor my heart rate. If it goes under 70, I'm supposed to let her know. I don't take my pulse very often.

2) I have to take my new pill twice a day, with food, and I CAN'T MISS ANY DOSES, srsly, fer realz! So far, I've been remembering, but I'm not the best at that remembering thing, so I'd like something to remind me twice a day that I should take my new pill.

So I think what I need is a watch that does the following things:

1) Monitors one's heart rate
2) Beeps if one's heart rate falls outside of a user-settable range
3) Also has at least two time-of-day alarms one can set

Any ideas, my darlings?