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James, singing to himself, "Ohhhh, I got a fuck but I won't give it, doo-dah, doo-dah."

[Edited to add, hours later: "Old MacDonald had a fuck, e-i-e-i-o. And on his farm, he had a fuck fuck fuck."]

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Dear DW Hivemind: I need a quotation (for an epigraph) that would be appropriate for an essay about fat and beauty (a food metaphor would be okay, too, since there's a food metaphor running through the essay). Can you think of anything?