James's review of John Carter

From his tumblr:

When I saw the trailer for this movie, I took one look at the airships and said “I don’t think I’ll see this in the theater. It wouldn’t be fair to make everyone else spend two hours listening to me scream ‘YOU GOT IT WRONG’.”

I finally saw it on DVD tonight.

I underestimated their ability to screw it up.

Just braggin'.