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[serene]

Up too late and posting this silly religion survey. Mind the popups if you decide to do it yourself.

Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic?	No
do you subscribe to a major religion?	No, I buy it at the newsstand
how do you feel about Jesus?	His feet hurt me (if you know what that means, you're a perv)
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)	The Principia Discordia
do you believe in reincarnation?	Not in this lifetime
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?	Nope
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?	It involves my boyfriend's tongue. Don't ask.
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?	Sure, why not?
do you believe in angels?	I don't follow baseball any more.
do you believe in miracles?	Oddly, yes.
do you believe in predestination?	What's the right answer?
do you believe in original sin?	None of my sins are particularly original.
do you believe in freedom of will?	What's. The. Right. Answer. *Please*?
do you believe in souls?	Nope
what do you think will happen to you when you die?	Worm food, baby.
do you think there will be an armageddon?	If Bush wins the election, my money's on it.
why do you think we exist?	I'm not sure we do.
do you believe in life on other planets?	Sure.
do you believe in evolution?	Believe it happens? Sure. Pray to it and stuff? Nah.
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?	Which other?
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?	Holy Shit. You're *real*?
anything else we should know?	(I also believe that's what God would say to me if we met.)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Comments

[purpletigron.livejournal.com]

The survey is much sillier than your answers :-)

[stonebender.livejournal.com]

You are a very silly woman.

I'm a perv!

[sogwife.livejournal.com]

But you already knew that!

Smooch!