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the scar you're most proud of	I'm not proud of scars. I like the ones I have, though, especially the ribbon down the front of my torso.
your favourite condiment	Mayo
if you have freckles	Do beauty marks (moles) count?
your preferred method of cooking	That varies from day to day.
what shoes you're wearing	None. Wearing my lover-girl socks.
how many children you have	I have two kids I love as my own, but they're not technically mine.
the first person you french kissed	Danny
your preferred breed of dog	N/A
where you were born	Connecticut
what colour underwear you're wearing	N/A
where your keys are right now	Ya got me.
if you have split ends	Oh, so many.
when you last got laid	Last night.
your opinion on airline food	Don't care. I always take my own food on planes.
what cosmetic surgery you would consider	Tightening up my loose skin where my belly lost its yummy tight fatness, but I may never get around to it.
best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on	Sex on playground equipment is overrated.
your worst malady	Self-righteousness.
if your mum loves your dad	Yes.
if you can sing well	Fairly well.
what your olympic event would be	Endurance walking. I can walk for multiple hours without minding.
someone you admire	stonebender
which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map	I am *so* bad at geography.
the last time you cried	Last Tuesday, I think.
your most interesting sexual congress location	Roller coaster, redwood forest, mom's waterbed, public beach -- you choose.
part of the Sunday papers you read first	Heh. I clip the coupons first.
the languages you speak	English, Spanish, and small amounts of ASL, Russian, and German.
the religion you were raised in	Roman Catholicism
if you can draw well	Not even a little.
your favourite photograph	The one of my nana.
what you should be doing instead of this	I don't understand the question. I am doing as I please, which is what I should be doing.
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