I'm just there to look at the wimmins

[serene]

In Ikea the other evening, I kept ending up in the same aisle as this really cute butchdykey woman. We would smile and banter, and I would go about my work.

Me: "I'm not stalking you, honest."

Her: "It would be all right if you were."

*swoon*

Comments

[redandfiery.livejournal.com]

Wahey! *nudge, nudge*

[dk-leathers.livejournal.com]

heheh, I wouldn't mind either ;)

[minimo.livejournal.com]

There's something about this story I don't understand.
Why *weren't* you stalking her?

(She probably wouldn't be my taste, but was clearly yours.)

[brotherelf.livejournal.com]

*nudge, nudge*

OK, who are you and what did you do to Emma?

Flirting is such fun!

[tracytreefrog.livejournal.com]

I had two men I.M. me today at work to tell me I was gorgeous! Certainly started my day off with a smile!

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

As I'm sitting here, thinking about the fact that I visited the EB Ikea store on Sunday, I am now wondering a) if I was at your store and b) if you were there when I was.

(Oh, and c) whether or not the "cute butchdykey woman" was a friend of mine whom I ran into completely out-of-the-blue shortly afterward at the nearby mall. That would be just too coincidental.)

[baerana.livejournal.com]

heh, awesome, i have to remember that line if I'm ever in that situation :)

[redandfiery.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a lot more relaxed about limited amounts of Python now that I haven't got the Ex winding me up (deliberately) with non-stop quotes! Give me a decade or so, and I might even start to find it hilariously funny...