that kind of quiz

[serene]

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Yes.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
All the time. Well, not all the time, but lots.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX?
It's person-dependent. Not with most people.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
It's one of my favorite things, but it's not a requirement.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes, but rarely.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yes.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Talk, but not especially filthy. I also don't mind if people are quiet,
or want me to be quiet, but it is not my natural state.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX:
Yes.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
To? Or about? Yes, to both.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND?
No, but I had a nine-night stand once.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Yep.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
I think it's happened.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
No, but it slipped off.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
When my mom found out I was sleeping with someone I wasn't very proud of
sleeping with.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Consensually: 25. Non-consensually: 23.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
I'm happy with the people I'm currently having sex with.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Bloody damn likely, yes.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
No, but if I think about #18 for very long, I will be.

21. WHEN LAST TIME YOU MASTURBATED?
Last night.

22. WHEN LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
Last night.