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[serene]

I used to get lots of wannafucks from random guys all over the world on OKCupid. Then I added the following to my profile:

Note: Please do not message me if all you're looking for is to talk about sex, or to hear salacious details of my sex life. I've nothing against talking about those things, but I generally prefer to discuss other things with people I've just met. Also, if you assume that my being bi and poly means that I'm: (a) eager to have a threesome with you even though we've never met; (b) eager to describe to you my last threesome; or (c) necessarily interested in threesomes at all, I'm probably not the ideal person for you to chat with.

Now I get zero messages on OKCupid. I call that a success. I may be kind of weird.