A cautionary tale

[serene]

Someday, if you wear your hair in a bun on top of your head, this may happen to you:

You'll be cleaning your kitchen and put a bunch of yucky liquids together into a bowl to pour down the sink drain as soon as you empty the sink of its dishes.

The water for your boyfriend's TheraFlu will boil, and you will reach into the cupboard for a cup, knocking some glass bowls over in the process and breaking two of them.

You will bend down to clean up the broken glass, and your hair will knock the bowl of garbage water ONTO YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!

It will take you a nice, long, hot shower to get over this, and your boyfriend will forget to take TheraFlu because he's too busy cleaning up after you.

So don't wear your hair in a bun on top of your head.

Comments

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Normally, unless it's *really* cold, I can't bear to wear my hair down, much less in my shirt. My neck gets hot and I become just miserable. (Which is kind of odd, because in general, I'm not one of those people who always feels warm -- it's just my neck.)

[pameladean]

There are all sorts of seemingly comfortable and harmless things that I can't stand, so I get this.

Well, um, you told it very entertainingly, anyway.

P.