Sereneology

[serene]

I took at least one of okoshun's answers.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Right now, a picture from my Tokyo trip. My wallpaper rotates automatically, thanks to some software autographedcat pointed me at.

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Just one, but we sometimes watch videos on a computer.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Nine teeth; tonsils; thyroid lobe; part of my lower intestine (just to patch it up).

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Hmm. Depends how heavy, but I guess lifting the laundry basket up the stairs yesterday counts.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not without the use of anesthesia, no.


BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No, I don't think so. It would consume too much of my thoughts.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I did already.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Besides gum and toothpaste and bugs and stuff? Not that I remember.

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Sure would!

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yep.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
In a heartbeat.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Depends on the magazine, I think.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes, if I get to pick the hot sauce. Frank's Red Hot doesn't taste all that hot to me, and I might be able to do it.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Absolutely not.


DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
I don't have any pockets right now.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I don't know. I liked some things about it, and yet I found it pretty slow and dull for the most part.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet in the bedroom. '50s-era linoleum in most of the house. Newish vinyl flooring in the bathroom.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.


LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My mom, I think.

Q: Last person who called you?
My boss.

Q: Person you hugged?
someotherguy

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
Eh.

Q: Season?
I'm one of those wacky (and fortunate) people who loves whatever season it happens to be.

Q: Color?
Red.

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yep.

Q: Mood?
Lazy.

Q: Listening to?
A family member snoring. :-)

Q: Watching?
Um. The computer screen?

Q: Worrying about?
What awaits wtfpotatoes when she goes home this weekend.

Q: Wearing?
Slinky black skirt, birkenstocks, and this t-shirt

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
To the bathroom? But if you mean outside the house, we walked to the post office.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Get the kitchen really clean.

Q: Do you smile often?
Yep.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
I am, but I don't get close to people easily.