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Me: Want some corn flakes?
Him: Nah. I'm gonna wait for porn cakes.
Me: Ohhhhhkey-dokey.
Him: Yeah. They're like corn flakes, but pornier.
*pause*
And you eat 'em with a spoonerism.

[Do you see what I put up with?]

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