Best spam title I've gotten in a while

[serene]

"Claim your free Human Body now!"

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[silkything.livejournal.com]

I'll have 2 please!

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

With sugar on top?

(Wish I did have IM, but we can goof off this way until I get caught. :-)

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[silkything.livejournal.com]

And a cherry ;-)

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Watch your mouth!

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[silkything.livejournal.com]

Sorry! *slaps hand* Bad Claire!

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Claire's being bad. My work here is done. :-)

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[silkything.livejournal.com]

So that's your game is it?? To lead innocent young women astray??

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So that's your game is it?? To lead innocent young women astray?? <looking around for an innocent young woman!>

( Can I say that you do it very well ;) )

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

It's not a game, darlin'. It's an avocation. A calling, if you will.

[lcohen]

waitaminute--i want this job! tell you what--you can lead all the innocent young women of LJ astray and i will lead all the innocent young women of IRC astray....although that might lead to too much commodification. you know: "700 innocent young women led astray daily."

although, thinking further: are there any innocent young women left on IRC?

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Hey! Back off, pal, and get back in the one-per-customer line where you belong.

[lcohen]

may i just say: you are such a big meanie.

<blows on cupped fingernails>

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

I've been trying to tell you that for years. Yeeeeesh.

[lcohen]

<grin>

how you suffer. worms would not believe.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you sound just like my mom. So much for flirting with you.

[lcohen]

<sob>

no sereneflirting? say it isn't so!

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Oh, all right, but if you ever utter the words, "Whaddayou want from me, my blood?" the deal's off.

Fortunately, you're pretty, and I have a short attention span, so I *should* be able to dispel the image of my mom sooner or later. Hmm.

[lcohen]

let me hasten to assure you that i have never uttered the phrase "Whaddayou want from me, my blood?"

<drops handkerchief>

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

*swoooooop*!

Ah, lured another one into my trap before she was able to realize I'm not even in her league. I'm getting good at this.

Oh, wait, did I say that out loud? Damn.

[lcohen]

heh. i love it when they think it was their idea.

oh wait, did i say that out loud? double damn!

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Cow-orker-boss-type: "What's so funny?"

Me: "Oh, my friend is being cute in email."

C-o-b-t: "I thought maybe you saw a picture of a penguin rollerskating or somethin'."

[lcohen]

here's the next best thing.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're too adorable.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Can it be Bill Nye's?

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Ooh!

Or can I have Lisa Nicole Carson's? *purrrrr*