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[serene]

I'm gonna find the person who invented Blessed Valium and kiss that person on the mouth. Because of Blessed Valium, even though the kid didn't sleep last night, she was really mellow this morning. Because of Blessed Valium, she did not have her typical medical-stuff freakout before the procedure. Because of Blessed Valium, she said, before the actual injections started, "Um, I don't want to be mean, but it's kind of weird having you here watching; could you wait outside?" and I got to sleep during the procedure, which, after the injections, she slept through, because of Blessed Valium.

Go, Valium, rah rah rah!

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[supergee]

And it doesn't do shit for me, which is good because I can't abouse it.

[serene]

Yeah. The kid wanted another Vicodin early, and I said no.

"Why?"

"Because too much is an overdose, which can make you sick or dead or addicted."

"But I know people who take them every hour, like mom."

"Sweetie, your mom's a drug addict. I don't want you to be a drug addict."

"Oh yeah, huh."

[stonebender]

Yeah, Valium!