That 13-questions thing

[serene]

1) If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Russian

2) If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
No, thanks, I'll pass.

3) If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
From TOTGA. Just a note letting me know I'm on zir mind.

4) If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
I could not be bothered. I am a cretin.

5) If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Mind Reading

6) If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
A comfy recliner, if I lived alone. A comfy bed, since I don't.

7) If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
I wouldn't. But I know people who, if they offered, I'd accept.

8) If you could have one person you know as your slave well-paid and cared for domestic laborer for one month, who would it be?
No, thanks, I'll pass.

9) If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
Awake, aware, and in no pain.

10) If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
Every home I ever shared with a certain member of my family of origin.

11) If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
I wouldn't have cheated on TOTGA.

12) If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
Serious.

13) If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you choose?
The giant shoe from "Priscilla," as a gift for cute-poet-chick.