I live with a very strange man

Me: I feel like I've been fucked.
Him: I can never keep up with your weird queergirl definitions of fucking.
Me: No, what I mean is it's weird that I haven't been fucked, but I feel like I have.
Him: Schroedinger's orgasm?
Me/Him: *much laughter*
Me: *much eyerolling*
Him: Schroedinger's box?