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Why did no one tell me that the Bacon Brothers sing bad country music? This seems like a thing a person would wanna warn a person about. I can't unwatch that piece of video -- you know the one? The one where it has lines like "I asked my baby -- baby, go get me some chinese food / and she wasn't in the mood" or some shit like that.


*sighhhhhh* My Footloose crush has been sullied, I have to say.

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The antidote? Blues Traveler concert footage.

Oh, yeah, baby.

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Another antidote: GOOD country music. Juice Newton on Netflix'll do, but there are of course other good choices.

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Jesus Christ. Juice Newton is singing the shit out of "Hurt", and now I gotta go get myself some Patsy Cline.

Why, yes, there are productive things I could be doing. Fuck 'em.