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Good morning, interwebs. A whole week of low pain has made me nauseatingly chipper for nine o'clock on a Saturday morning. And no plans for the weekend except to watch the Oscars on Sunday night. Bliss!

(About the picture. This one's the raw deal: Messy house, messy hair... I'm dressed, though it doesn't look like it. :-) Usually, you only get me at work, when I've bothered washing my face and stuff.)

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Me: Want some corn flakes?
Him: Nah. I'm gonna wait for porn cakes.
Me: Ohhhhhkey-dokey.
Him: Yeah. They're like corn flakes, but pornier.
*pause*
And you eat 'em with a spoonerism.

[Do you see what I put up with?]

Merlin

[Alert: there may be spoilers for the TV show "Merlin" in the comments]

So, I've seen maybe six or eight minutes of the first episode of the first season.

Magic = Queerness, yes/no?

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Watching the first Saturday Night Live. If I'd seen it in the '70s, I may have been a dyke much sooner. Jesus fucking christ on a cracker, Janis Ian!