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Me, to James, at the end of a Janis Ian song: "Now that you're here, I'll put on something a little less lesbionic."

Him: *laugh*

Me: "That was three lesbians in a row, if you count Tom Petty."

Him: *laughs uproariously* Do YOU count Tom Petty?"

Me: "No, but I love to make you laugh."

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James: "I don't know how it is that you've been cooking all day and we have fewer dirty dishes than when we started."

Me: "Um, because we've each been doing dishes every time we turn around?"

Him: "Oh, yeah."