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[serene]

I want to have Cup-a-Soup available in my office at all times.

I want to go to Costco and buy a huge flat of Cup-a-Soup so I will never be without it.

No, wait! I want a huge Cup-a-Soup dispenser that will give me any flavor I want any time I want, hot and yummy, in a biodegradable cup.

(And no, I don't want a pony.)

Comments

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

No. Ponies. I barely have room in my apartment for me and someotherguy. How am I gonna keep a pony? Think, man.

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

i bet your ceiling is mostly empty. would have to be careful to not run into inverted pony faces tho.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

True, the ceiling is mostly empty. Might have to move the glass balls that hang there, and a light fixture or two. Wouldn't want the pony to hurt itself --

Wait! No ponies! You tricked me.

[misanthropoid.livejournal.com]

If you do opt for the inverted, ceiling dwelling pony please keep in mind that gravity will still be in effect when biodegradables are released. You might want to move the coffee table.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Buckets?

[misanthropoid.livejournal.com]

Buckets, and occasionally shovels.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Okay, now my mind is at automatic pony-shit dispensers. I may have had too much sugar today.