The "I never" thing

[serene]

Taken from okoshun



(X) I never have been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(X) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(_) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never pissed on someone else
(_) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(_) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(_) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(_) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(_) I have never been to a nudist event
(_) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state/province I was born in
(X) I never have ridden an elephant
(_) I never displayed my LJ Friends Of list
(_) I've never had sex in a hot tub/whirlpool
(X) I've never played Dungeons & Dragons


To play "I Never": Put an (X) in front of the things you have never done before, and a (_) in front of the things that you have done at least once. Add an "I never" of your own.

Comments

[circumspectly.livejournal.com]

hey...your "i never" list is bigger than mine!! i'm jealous!! hehehe

[glitterophelia.livejournal.com]

haha, yeah, your list is bigger!! you've never been drunk? wow!

[sistercoyote.livejournal.com]

Hey - I'd never been drunk until three new year's eves ago, when it finally happened for the first (and thus far only) time... ;)

[glitterophelia.livejournal.com]

wow you guys are making me feel like I've lived the wild life! or something. I never get drunk now, though. heh.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

I tried to get drunk once (drank a half a pitcher of screwdrivers) and it didn't work. Just got a very mild headache. My drinking partner got completely shitfaced, and I had to carry her home.

[glitterophelia.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I only get headaches now too!

[mattp.livejournal.com]

I once came out to a group of people playing this as a drinking game. I forgot who I was with and drank to "I have never given a buy a blowjob" question :-)

They took it well though, thankfuly.

[lcohen]

i'm not planning on doing this one, but in any case, i wouldn't know how to answer the married/divorced ones. i mean obviously "no" not legally, but in my heart?