The way conversations in my house go

[serene]

[Note: someotherguy is a programmer, and many of his clients are sex sites.]

Me, looking over his shoulder at his latest project: "You sure look at a lot of gay porn for a straight guy."
Him, without missing a beat: "You sure suck a lot of cock for a dyke."

Comments

[machineplay.livejournal.com]

*falls over* That's hilarious. *giggles* :)

[neeuqdrazil.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[apis-mellifera.livejournal.com]

Hee! :)

[brotherelf.livejournal.com]

Him, without missing a beat:

Y'know, in my experience, the next sentence is "It's my penis, I can wash it as fast as I want to." ;)

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

*blink*

[vito-excalibur.livejournal.com]

It's nice to be appreciated, huh? :)

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Comments like that just make him even more cool.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Right you are. :-)

He rocks

[the-ogre.livejournal.com]

But you know that.

Re: He rocks

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

He does, he really does. And as I often say, I would think that even if I weren't sleeping with him.

[lcohen]

that's funny, so do i. no wonder we get along so well!

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

*snrch*