Femme-me stuff
Feb. 15th, 2006 02:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sereneFirst, I saw this in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hq447's LJ, and I laughed my ass off at hers. Then I saw it in kneidlach and muncher's, and I shoulda knowed they knew each other, and that's cool, and now I'm taking a turn:
(Quotingkneidlach: "If you identify as butch, or as femme... DO IT! It is both amusing and reassuring to see how none of us really fit the stereotypes to a T. Oh, the scandal! The horror!")
Top 10 reasons why I'm not a Real Femme(tm):
1) I know how to change my own oil, and actually enjoy it.
2) I have hairy legs and don't wear nylons to work, not even with a skirt.
3) I don't care at all about Valentine's day, flowers, jewelry, or perfume.
4) If we're having sex and you want me to lie back and be a pillow queen, you'd better tie me down.
5) I own my very own spark-plug gapper.
6) I don't own a bra.
7) I'd rather watch an old Bela Lugosi movie than a chick flick.
8) I'm not afraid of bugs, not even a little bit.
9) If you want to pay the check on a date, you'll have to get to it first.
10) I was a power-hitter on my school's baseball team.
hq447's LJ, and I laughed my ass off at hers. Then I saw it in kneidlach and muncher's, and I shoulda knowed they knew each other, and that's cool, and now I'm taking a turn:(Quoting
kneidlach: "If you identify as butch, or as femme... DO IT! It is both amusing and reassuring to see how none of us really fit the stereotypes to a T. Oh, the scandal! The horror!")Top 10 reasons why I'm not a Real Femme(tm):
1) I know how to change my own oil, and actually enjoy it.
2) I have hairy legs and don't wear nylons to work, not even with a skirt.
3) I don't care at all about Valentine's day, flowers, jewelry, or perfume.
4) If we're having sex and you want me to lie back and be a pillow queen, you'd better tie me down.
5) I own my very own spark-plug gapper.
6) I don't own a bra.
7) I'd rather watch an old Bela Lugosi movie than a chick flick.
8) I'm not afraid of bugs, not even a little bit.
9) If you want to pay the check on a date, you'll have to get to it first.
10) I was a power-hitter on my school's baseball team.