Femme-me stuff

[serene]

First, I saw this in hq447's LJ, and I laughed my ass off at hers. Then I saw it in kneidlach and muncher's, and I shoulda knowed they knew each other, and that's cool, and now I'm taking a turn:

(Quoting kneidlach: "If you identify as butch, or as femme... DO IT! It is both amusing and reassuring to see how none of us really fit the stereotypes to a T. Oh, the scandal! The horror!")

Top 10 reasons why I'm not a Real Femme(tm):

1) I know how to change my own oil, and actually enjoy it.

2) I have hairy legs and don't wear nylons to work, not even with a skirt.

3) I don't care at all about Valentine's day, flowers, jewelry, or perfume.

4) If we're having sex and you want me to lie back and be a pillow queen, you'd better tie me down.

5) I own my very own spark-plug gapper.

6) I don't own a bra.

7) I'd rather watch an old Bela Lugosi movie than a chick flick.

8) I'm not afraid of bugs, not even a little bit.

9) If you want to pay the check on a date, you'll have to get to it first.

10) I was a power-hitter on my school's baseball team.

Comments

[calebbullen.livejournal.com]

Damn. By that count, I'm nearly all woman.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

I only shave my legs when I wear sheer hosiery. If I'm wearing opaque tights, I don't bother.

I wear my CK back-seam stockings about once a year. And that's about how often I shave my legs.

[sapphicprincess.livejournal.com]

Agreed on shaving and chick flicks. Maybe I should maybe one of these lists too...