From surelars

[serene]

1. Who's the last person you've seen naked?
stonebender (Hope he doesn't mind me outing him. ;-)

2. Do you eat carrots peeled or unpeeled?
Usually peeled, but I don't mind them unpeeled.

3. Do you scream like a girl when you pluck your eyebrows?
a) When I scream, I scream like a woman. b) I rarely pluck my eyebrows. c) When I pluck my eyebrows, I don't scream. I wince, but don't scream.

4. Raincoat or umbrella?
Neither. I have a winter coat, but I like the rain, and though we own a few umbrellas, they're basically for guests to use.

5. Bicycle or cab?
I don't remember the last time I used either one. I walk or take the bus most everywhere I go.

6. What do you think when you're standing in front of a mirror?
Depends, but usually, I'm seeing if my hair looks goofier than usual. (I have a fairly goofy hairstyle as a rule, but some days it looks like there are unruly snakes on my head.)

7. What's the last thing you bought?
Groceries.

8. What would you do if you only had 15 minutes left of your life?
I don't know. The one time that I believed that was the case, I was in shock, so I just lay there on the floor, talking to God, telling Him I was ready to go, and asking Him to take care of me. Now that I don't believe in God, I don't know what I would do.

9. What do you do when you're near water?
What a weird question. I love water, though, and if I can get away with it, I go put my hands or feet in it.

10. Have you ever seen a gay cat?
The Wicked Stepcat was *totally* queer.

11. Where in the world would you prefer to live?
I love where I live now, but I wish I had my mom and the niblings here with me.

12. What is your dream job?
Homemaker and writer. I'm doing both now, but I'm working on a way to do it and not also have a full-time job on the side.

13. Which disc in in your player right now?
Nanci Griffith, "Other Voices, Other Rooms"

14. Are you afraid to die?
Sometimes.

15. How much money did you make last year?
I grossed $15,885(US), but I'm in a two-income household.

16. How much money will you make next year?
I'm guessing about US$20,000, but we'll see.

17. Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
That's a silly question.

18. What's in your pockets when you leave your house?
I don't usually wear things with pockets.

19. Are you happy?
Most of the time.

20. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
I suppose I'm technically a bigamist, since I call myself married to more than one person and it's a common-law state. I've stolen, though, and I think that's a much worse thing.

21. Do you think you're hot?
Yep. (And I think surelars is, too, even though he answered no to this question. :-)

22. What are you wearing?
White satin jacquard pants (intended to be pajama pants, but I wear them outside); tie-dyed tank top; red slipper shoes with white satin bows.

23. If you had a million bucks to spend in 10 minutes, what would you do?
Pay off my mother's house.

24. What's the funniest thing you've ever carved in wood?
?

25. Is your cell phone set to vibrate?
I don't own a cellphone.

26. What's the craziest thing you've done this year?
Decided on the spur of the moment to accept a job in Tokyo.

27. What are you thinking right now?
I'm in the moment, so I'm thinking about this question.

28. How many LTRs have you had?
Hm. How long is long? I have had five deep/serious/marriage-like relationships. The shortest one lasted nine months. The longest ones are going on four years at the moment.

29. How often are you wasted?
Never.

30. Do you drink milk?
Not usually, but occasionally.

31. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever done for another human being?
Hm. I don't know. I guess love them.

32. When did you last wash your windows?
I'm supposed to wash my windows?

33. Did you play with cars or barbies as a kid?
Both.

34. What was your last New Year's resolution?
I don't make those.

35. Do you stand up or sit down when you pee?
Sit.

36. What would you like inscribed on your headstone?
I couldn't possibly care less.

37. Can you light a fire with your bare hands?
Ouch!

38. Do you fold or crush toiletpaper?
Crush, I guess.

39. If you had to kill someone, how would you do it?
I can't imagine a case in which I'd *have* to kill someone.

40. Where do you shop?
Depends on what I'm shopping for. I get food at the Berkeley Bowl or the Safeway, usually. I get clothes at Ross when I buy clothes. I buy books and housewares at thrift stores.

41. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes.

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

California's not one of the 12 or 13 commonlaw states.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Good to know. (Not that I actually care, but still, good to know. :-)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Common law marriage is recognized only in the following states: (http://tinyurl.com/etwvw)

Alabama
Colorado
District of Columbia
Georgia (if created before 1/1/97)
Idaho (if created before 1/1/96)
Iowa
Kansas
Montana
New Hampshire (for inheritance purposes only)br>
Ohio (if created before 10/10/91)
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Texas
Utah

[stonebender.livejournal.com]

1. Who's the last person you've seen naked?
stonebender (Hope he doesn't mind me outing him. ;-)

Only if you laugh. :)

21. Do you think you're hot?
Yep.

Me too!

31. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever done for another human being?
Hm. I don't know. I guess love them.

Yep!