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[serene]

Avast, me hearties! Today, I plan to use me considerable piratical skills of deep denial in order to have a good day at the job that's on me last nerve. Updates as warranted, but mostly I'll spare you the gory details.

Quoting misia:

As for the rest of ye scurvy dogs, it's high time ye gave mad Piratical props to kightp, who is the hard-workin' WebWench who makes the Talk Like A Pirate Day website available to us, 24/7/365. Ahoy, kightp! Three grog-drenched cheers to ye!