Sex survey
Feb. 2nd, 2007 02:14 amGakked from
clawfoot, and I stole a few of her answers:
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Uh-huh!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yep, lots.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? Often. :)
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? Yes.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Indeed. Sometimes, though, I just want to sleep. But I like to sleep cuddled up.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes, indeedy.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes. I don't recommend it as a general practice, but sometimes it's better than the alternative.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Depends on my mood. Sometimes, yes, dirty talk can be fun, but it can break the mood for me.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No. Wait, yes. See, these questions get tricksy when you deal with poly. (Not only that, but I'm not sure I exactly understand the question!)
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yep. As many of my relationships have involved threesomes as haven't, I think. (Hmm, now the geek in me has to count. People I've had sex with involving threesomes: 5. And not: 3.)
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yeah, but more often, we turn the porn off when it's done its "job", as it were.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Sure.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? No, but once, it slipped off, and it was very upsetting.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? My mom walking in on me with my first boyfriend during our first time. Funny parts: I was 25; she didn't realize what was going on, because the lights were low.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I had my first consensual sex when I was 25.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Anyone I'd normally want to have sex with. :-)
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? A teenager wrote this quiz, huh?
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Not especially, no.
21. DO YOU MASTURBATE? Yes, but not nearly as much as when I don't have access to partnered sex.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Sure.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Sure, but umm, we're poly.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Yes, but not in person.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? Depends on the toy. But generally, very good.
27. LINGERIE? I like it. LOTS. On me or on my partners. I pretty much only wear underwear for sex. :-)
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? If you count
someotherguy, yes.
WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX:
[X] park
[X] church
[ ] cemetery
[ ] school
[X] parent’s bed
[X] your bed
[X] car
[X] picnic table
[X] kitchen counter
[X] couch/chair
[X] dining room/kitchen table
[X] woods (open and/or in a tent)
[X] hood of a car
[X] bathroom
[X] shower
[X] the other person’s bed
[X] porch/deck/balcony
[X] garage
[X] in the street/alley
[X] in a house with parents home
[X] at a party
[X] on top of the washer/dryer
[X] with other people in the room
[X] hotel
[ ] concert
[ ] grandparent’s house
[X] field
[ ] bleachers
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Uh-huh!
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yep, lots.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? Often. :)
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? Yes.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Indeed. Sometimes, though, I just want to sleep. But I like to sleep cuddled up.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes, indeedy.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes. I don't recommend it as a general practice, but sometimes it's better than the alternative.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Depends on my mood. Sometimes, yes, dirty talk can be fun, but it can break the mood for me.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No. Wait, yes. See, these questions get tricksy when you deal with poly. (Not only that, but I'm not sure I exactly understand the question!)
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Nope.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yep. As many of my relationships have involved threesomes as haven't, I think. (Hmm, now the geek in me has to count. People I've had sex with involving threesomes: 5. And not: 3.)
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yeah, but more often, we turn the porn off when it's done its "job", as it were.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Sure.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? No, but once, it slipped off, and it was very upsetting.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? My mom walking in on me with my first boyfriend during our first time. Funny parts: I was 25; she didn't realize what was going on, because the lights were low.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? I had my first consensual sex when I was 25.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Anyone I'd normally want to have sex with. :-)
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? A teenager wrote this quiz, huh?
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Not especially, no.
21. DO YOU MASTURBATE? Yes, but not nearly as much as when I don't have access to partnered sex.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Sure.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Sure, but umm, we're poly.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Yes, but not in person.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? Depends on the toy. But generally, very good.
27. LINGERIE? I like it. LOTS. On me or on my partners. I pretty much only wear underwear for sex. :-)
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? If you count
WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX:
[X] park
[X] church
[ ] cemetery
[ ] school
[X] parent’s bed
[X] your bed
[X] car
[X] picnic table
[X] kitchen counter
[X] couch/chair
[X] dining room/kitchen table
[X] woods (open and/or in a tent)
[X] hood of a car
[X] bathroom
[X] shower
[X] the other person’s bed
[X] porch/deck/balcony
[X] garage
[X] in the street/alley
[X] in a house with parents home
[X] at a party
[X] on top of the washer/dryer
[X] with other people in the room
[X] hotel
[ ] concert
[ ] grandparent’s house
[X] field
[ ] bleachers