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[serene]

Yesterday, thanks to savagelove, we learned that high-libido women don't exist.

And then I disappeared in a puff of smoke.

I am a figment of your imagination.

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Literally.

Comments

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Dang.....

.....that rules out 3/4ths of the women I've dated.......

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

Savage is very sarcastic. And given to hyperbole to entertain.

N.

[chalepa-ta-kala.livejournal.com]

Agreed. He's paraphrasing the original authors (Sewell and Loh) for his own purposes.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Er, you've met me, right? ;-)

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

It's hard to discern tone in text sometimes :)

D'OH!

N.

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

Now I'm worried that you won't realize my "D'oh" is directed at myself.

Aiee! I think I should get offline now.

*blush*

N.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

*grin*

[sagittaria.livejournal.com]

So *that's* what's happened to me. I disappeared too.

[catrinaz.livejournal.com]

yeah, i thought he was being sarcastic, too. he often annoys me.

[jenhowell.livejournal.com]

Apparently, I don't exist either. Man, Dan Savage can be really great sometimes, but other times he just gets it so bleeding wrong - like when bisexual people didn't exist. I think he's at least over that one.

[flippac.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and apparently any affection that bears a resemblance to D/s is sex play too. I'll have to let my housemate know that our relationship's sexual after all then, and that the ways we look after each other when the other can't cope're just a substitute for shagging each other silly.

[sebab.livejournal.com]

I don't exist, either.

[sagefemme11.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you are invisible, but do you retain that yummy Serene scent?

'Cuz that's how I make my determinations about real vs. imaginary.

Dan's a gay man. What's he doing plunging his spoon into the stew of rich-libido-endowed woman commentary?

[bastette-joyce.livejournal.com]

Oh, darn. I was going to quip that perhaps the women he has bedded had a low libido (or pretended to), possibly in response to him, and you've just reminded me that he probably hasn't had that experience in a long time, if ever. (Although, if he tried to sleep with women prior to recognizing his own sexuality, perhaps he wasn't the world's most exciting lover to women...)

I'm now remembering that his advice column always begins, "Hey faggot,"

I've always found him to be a nasty fat-phobe who won't listen to fat women when they try to explain why his hateful comments are offensive. So I don't like him much.

I haven't read his column in a long time and sometimes I confuse him with that other Savage idiot - eek!

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

It hasn't begun with "hey faggot" for years now.

And that column was 100% totally and utterly sarcastic.

[bastette-joyce.livejournal.com]

I thought "hey faggot" was funny.

His use of sarcasm doesn't make him any less a fat-phobe.

[hopeforyou.livejournal.com]

I've always found him to be a nasty fat-phobe who won't listen to fat women when they try to explain why his hateful comments are offensive. So I don't like him much.

Thank heavens I don't have to sleep with him. He could probably never keep up, anyway. And that's just the conversations...

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

If we don't exist, do we have to pay taxes?

[lysana.livejournal.com]

Good of Savage to warn people off those books. Man, his tongue was so far inside his cheek, I think he was having blowjob flashbacks.

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

Exactly. What a laugh!

[inflectionpoint.livejournal.com]

Gigglesnort!

Umm... he never met my ex girlfriend. Or me, for that matter.

Hey, if you are invisible, can you do cool super secret agent stuff? Can I? We could become invisible superheroes... Think of the possibilities.

Gigglesnort snicker snicker!

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

Ooh, invisible high-libido superheroes!

Sign me up!

[tiger-spot.livejournal.com]

I tell ya, he is going to get so much mail.

[surelars.livejournal.com]

I other words: he has come up with the perfect way of getting in touch with hundreds on high-libido women? Dang! Why's it always the other guys who have the good ideas?

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

And the gay guys, at that? :-)

[surelars.livejournal.com]

Such a waste.

[lcohen]

this is going to be very disappointing for all my partners.

[surelars.livejournal.com]

What, the disappearing in a puff of smoke? Yeah - that would be disappointing.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm mistaken for a man enough already.

[pantryslut.livejournal.com]

That was me.