Such a funny boy

[serene]

So we're sitting around, eating dinner. Dinner is pesto ravioli (homemade pesto, so lots of garlic), more pesto on baguettes, and tomato salad with a garlicky balsamic vinaigrette.

I say, "No vampires will get us tonight."

He looks at me and says, completely deadpan, "You know, that whole vampires-are-repelled-by-garlic thing is a myth."

I thought I was going to pee my pants.

Comments

[necturus.livejournal.com]

"You know, that whole vampires-are-repelled-by-garlic thing is a myth."

That's right. You need a cross, and that only works on Christian vampires.

[eeyore-grrl.livejournal.com]

a MYTH?? no shit??!!??

[minimo.livejournal.com]

My diet consists of seafood with garlic and fruit. If the vampires don't get me, the monkeys will.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

You just made me laugh SO hard, mamacita!