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[serene]

Me: I think I should call the termadologist (my goofy way of saying "dermatologist") and tell them that I'll be radioactive that day and they might want to reschedule me.

Him, laughing: Um, yeah.

Me: I mean, I should probably give them the option of not working on me if I'm radioactive, right?

Him: Yeah, and you should reserve the right to grow to twice your size and turn green.

Me: Hey, do you think they administer the injection via spider?

Him: Nah, but I do think you end up with the proportional size and strength of a--

Both, in unison: --radiologist!

We crack ourselves up.