Me: Guess what?
James: You love me?
Me: Yep!
James: I'm gonna change my name to Captain Sillybutt?
Me: Sigh. No, you got it right the first time. You don't have to guess again.
James: It doesn't matter!
Me: It matters a *little* -- you got it right the first time!
James: Captain Sillybutt is not bound by your rigid rule structure!
This is what I'm dealing with, people.
James: You love me?
Me: Yep!
James: I'm gonna change my name to Captain Sillybutt?
Me: Sigh. No, you got it right the first time. You don't have to guess again.
James: It doesn't matter!
Me: It matters a *little* -- you got it right the first time!
James: Captain Sillybutt is not bound by your rigid rule structure!
This is what I'm dealing with, people.