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>Hi serene, can i ask ur age and where ur from and r u bi? Plz let me
>know. Email me. Thanks hun

Some tips, meant as friendly advice:

1) If you are writing to a stranger, let her know how you got her email address so she can know if she knows you, if she wants to know you, and if she wants to answer your email.

2) The word "you" only has two more characters than the abbreviation "u", and it looks more like a grownup has written the email if you use those extra characters. Similarly your/ur, are/r, and please/plz.

3) Why on earth would a stranger want to tell you personal details about herself? Don't ask personal questions of strangers; it would make your momma cry.

4) A really quick way to ensure that some hot bi babe wants to make you part of her harem is to call her "hun" before you've even met her. And if you believe that, I can send you the link to my eBay auctions, because you'll buy anything.

Kindly,

Serene

Date: 2005-02-18 08:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lcohen
oh god, he e-mailed me too.

Date: 2005-02-19 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenejournal.livejournal.com
But-- but-- doesn't he know how MEAN you are??

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