today in email

>Hi serene, can i ask ur age and where ur from and r u bi? Plz let me
>know. Email me. Thanks hun

Some tips, meant as friendly advice:

1) If you are writing to a stranger, let her know how you got her email address so she can know if she knows you, if she wants to know you, and if she wants to answer your email.

2) The word "you" only has two more characters than the abbreviation "u", and it looks more like a grownup has written the email if you use those extra characters. Similarly your/ur, are/r, and please/plz.

3) Why on earth would a stranger want to tell you personal details about herself? Don't ask personal questions of strangers; it would make your momma cry.

4) A really quick way to ensure that some hot bi babe wants to make you part of her harem is to call her "hun" before you've even met her. And if you believe that, I can send you the link to my eBay auctions, because you'll buy anything.

Kindly,

Serene

Update

The response to my email:

>Hi Serene, im a 52yo swm and whats ur age? Plz let me know if u wanna
>chat sometime.

(no subject)

Oh my fucking god. (Not worksafe; the title of the site is "Iron Hymen.") (Thanks, kightp; you're sick and twisted in a good way. *smooch*)

The Friday Thing at Serene's

Not sure I need to post this every week. (Opinions?)

Anyway, we are home tomorrow night, and every Friday, happily receiving guests (or having a quiet evening to ourselves, depending on attendance).

There will be snacks, because there are always snacks.

You are invited to arrive between 5 and 9pm, and to stay as late as you like. If you are here by 6pm, you are welcome to eat dinner with us if we're having something you want. Tomorrow, it's likely to be vegan chili and some sort of rice thing.

No RSVP necessary; email if you want directions and stuff.