To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.
*roars with laughter, loud enough to wake the neighbours*
While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.
And amen to that, say I. Foreskins are a *fun* toy.
Thank you for passing this little gem on, darlin' - my day is much better for the belly laugh.
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Date: 2005-02-17 07:51 pm (UTC)Suppose it's probably not worksafe, anyway.
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Date: 2005-02-17 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-17 09:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-17 08:18 pm (UTC)Takes one to know one, of course.
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Date: 2005-02-17 08:29 pm (UTC)*roars with laughter, loud enough to wake the neighbours*
While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.
And amen to that, say I. Foreskins are a *fun* toy.
Thank you for passing this little gem on, darlin' - my day is much better for the belly laugh.
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Date: 2005-02-17 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-17 08:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-18 12:20 am (UTC)