Update

[serene]

The response to my email:

>Hi Serene, im a 52yo swm and whats ur age? Plz let me know if u wanna
>chat sometime.

Comments

[simplykimberly.livejournal.com]

I'll donate a couple of bucks for some extra "y"s and "o"s for the poor guy ... he's obviously a little short this month. I'll throw in an apostrophe or two, too!

Geez!

[postmaudlin.livejournal.com]

somebody needs to pick up the clue phone.

[berkeleyfarm.livejournal.com]

It seems like getting whacked upside the head with a clue-by-four wouldn't help him.

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

oh for the love of Maud, what *is* it with these people???

[the-ogre.livejournal.com]

Desperation, methinks

[ptigris.livejournal.com]

yo i needz 2 git me 1 o dem icons.

will u 4ward the addie?

*puns*

Goodness, I love it when the clueless display their ignorance proudly.

Honestly, I would request (politely) what venue you received that wonderful self-representation from.

Hokay

[the-ogre.livejournal.com]

After some looking, I found it. Enjoy! (http://www.dookyweb.com/avatars.swf)

Re: Hokay

[ptigris.livejournal.com]

Thank You!

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Good grief. If he's really 52, he doesn't even have the excuse of having grown up with the Horrid Example of chat rooms.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

No, but did I mention he has a WebTV address?

[ailbhe]

*wets self laughing*

You need a warning on your comments. This isn't fair. Kegels can only do so much.

[serenejournal.livejournal.com]

*guffaw*

[kightp.livejournal.com]

*laugh* Well, of course he does.

Have I ever mentioned how much the whole concept WebTV creeps me out?

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

I once saw the website of a person who had a WebTV address and my eyeballs and brain were severely traumatized. It was the Candy Corn... no, wait. It was the Kandy Korn of websites. And it moved. It undulated. It was html gone wild in a drug-induced psychotic frenzy. The very memory of it has me reaching for the whisky bottle. Pardon me, I need a few quiet moments.

[jb98.livejournal.com]

It was html gone wild in a drug-induced psychotic frenzy.

*cackle*

[catzen.livejournal.com]

But now curiosity is getting the better of me and I want to see it. ;-)

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously believe I'd *keep* the URL of such a site/sight???

Gah!

[catzen.livejournal.com]

No. See that's the difference between desire and *expectation*.

:->

[apis-mellifera.livejournal.com]

You can still get those things?

[juliansinger.livejournal.com]

My ex-landlords (the ones who thought having a four-times-yearly inspection of the place was reasonable) had WebTV. It fit their mindset.

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

Still, chat rooms could be all that he knows. One is tempted to tell him that "a/s/l?", while still tacky, is at least not misspelled or ungrammatical, and one can save up one's keystrokes for the y's and o's later. You know, when you're cybering. *shudder*

[zpdiduda.livejournal.com]

Gak. At least he didn't send you the generic penis picture.

[glitterophelia.livejournal.com]

eep. Run!!!

[maestrodog.livejournal.com]

*sighs and shakes head*...classic example of a guy who REALLY did a bit too much "LDS" back in the 60s ;)

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

LDS (http://www.lds.org/), you say?

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

Utterly clueless.

[nmc.livejournal.com]

"I'm 14, and you're under arrest."

[linenoise.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[berkeleyfarm.livejournal.com]

*SPLORF*