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Baby's first sudo.

*beam*

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(11:33:56 AM) serenejournal: from planet organics: "The Convenience Of Home Delivery: What would you do with four extra hours each week? Instead of sitting in traffic, fighting for parking, and standing in line in the grocery store, you can take that time and play with your kids, read a book, cook a delicious healthy meal.
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(11:34:15 AM) serenejournal: But I LIKE spending time shopping for groceries with my sweet boyfriend!
(11:34:28 AM) serenejournal: And we walk, so no traffic, so Nyah, nyah!
(11:35:15 AM) someotherguy: I hear the same people run Planet Orgasmics where they'll come to your house and fuck for you
(11:35:28 AM) serenejournal: *LOVE* you.

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There's a thread on the sexuality Usenet group I'm on about some study that came out saying that "bad boys" get more women or something. One woman said that guys who come across with that "bad boy" vibe turn her off, and I agreed, saying that every man I've ever had a serious relationship with has been a genuinely good guy.

Some troll creature came by saying that I post on fat-acceptance groups and am obese, so of COURSE I get nice guys, because who but a nice, desperate guy would be willing to be with me?

Don't worry; my feelings aren't hurt. I'm just amused by my response, so I thought I'd share:

Oh, poor me. I must settle for two desperate guys. Smart, talented, successful, and amazing in bed. Oh, poor me! Whatever shall I do?

Serene (woe! woe, I say! I can barely convey the woe through the multiple orgasms.)